T'MERSHI DUWEEN ISSUE #56 FRANK ZAPPA UK FANZINE BRUCE FOWLER {PT 2 } 1977 TOUR

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T'MERSHI DUWEEN - FRANK ZAPPA U.K. FANZINE ISSUE NUMBER 56 - 28 PAGES T'MERSHI DUWEEN WAS A U.K. FRANK ZAPPA AND RELATED ARTISTS FANZINE PUBLISHED FROM 1988 THRU 2000 BY FRED TOMSETT IN THE U.K. - { THERE WERE 64 ISSUES, THE LAST ISSUE BEFORE IT CROAKED HAD ISSUES 63 AND 64 COMBINED } - IT INCLUDED ALL OF THE THINGS YOU'D EXPECT IN A FRANK ZAPPA FANZINE SUCH AS PHOTOS, ARTICLES, INTERVIEWS, OFFICIAL AND BOOTLEG ALBUM REVIEWS, FRANK ZAPPA VARIOUS YEARS TOURS AND CONCERTS REVIEWS, ZAPPA FAN'S ADS, PLUS ZAPPA RELATED ARTISTS SUCH AS CAPTAIN BEEFHEART, STEVE VAI, ADRIAN BELEW, DWEEZIL ZAPPA {ETC}. IT ALSO HAD OTHER STUFF LIKE CROSSWORD PUZZLES, ART WORK AND MORE. LEMME TELL YA', READING ZAPPA FANZINES IS A FASTER AND EASIER WAY TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD BEEN GWINE ON IN THE ZAPPA WORLD THAN TRYING TO TRACK DOWN INDIVIDUAL MAGAZINES WITH 2 PAGES OF FRANK ZAPPA SQUEEZED IN BETWEEN SOME PHOTOS OF VINTAGE MAMMALIAN PROTUBERANCES. SO PICK UP SOME ISSUES OF T'MERSHI DUWEEN IF READING ABOUT FRANK ZAPPA IS YOUR IDEA OF ENTERTAINMENT. YOU'LL LAY AWAKE NIGHTS SAYING THANK YOU FRED - BY THE WAY, IF YOU'RE THE TREE HUGGING TYPE, YOU'LL BE THRILLED AND DELIGHTED TO HEAR THAT THIS FANZINE HAD BEEN PRINTED ON 100% RECYCLED PAPER { HEY, HOPE THEY DON'T RECYCLE TOILET PAPER IN THE U.K. } CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS - OK LARRY?
CHECK THIS OUT: A LITTLE WHILE BACK I RAN INTO PUP-TENTACLE. YEAH, HE'S STILL FLOATING AROUND OUT THERE. SO IF YOU DIDN'T SEE HIM YESTERDAY, DON'T SEE HIM NOW, YOU JUST MIGHT BE SEEING HIM SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE, BECAUSE THAT'S WHERE HE'S BEEN.
FRANK MUSTA' SEEN HIM TOO AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER. SO SINCE HE WAS JUST HANGING AROUND I ASKED HIM: HEY PUP, YEAH YOU MR. TENTACLE, THAT'S RIGHT, I SEE YOU AND SINCE IT APPEARS YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO TONITE, TELL ME HOW THE FUTURE IS? BECAUSE I KNOW THAT'S WHERE YOU'VE BEEN. WHERE-UPON MR. TENTACLE HAD THE UNMITIGATED AUDACITY TO ANSWER: "WELL REVERED, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW, IT'S KINDA' LIKE THE PAST, THE PRICE OF MEAT IS STILL GOING UP AND YOUR OLD LADY IS STILL GOING DOWN".
I'M TELLING YA', HE REALLY MADE ME ANGRY. SO I TRIED GRABBING ONE OF HIS TENTACLES, BUT IT OOZED OUT OF MY HAND AND DISAPPEARED. HE MUSTA' SLIPPED ACROSS THE TIMELINE FROM LATER ON TO WAY BACK WHEN OR SOMETHIN?. DAMM, I SHOULDA' PUSHED IN HIS CHIN WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE. THAT'S OK THOUGH, I'LL CATCH UP WITH HIM AGAIN ONE DAY AND WHEN I DO I'M GONNA SMACK HIM RIGHT UPSIDE THAT HIDEOUS OCTOPUS LOOKING HEAD OF HIS. SO IF YOU HAPPEN TO SEE HIM HANGING AROUND WHEN YOU GET THE SQUINTS FROM YOUR DOWNERS AND YOUR WINE, TELL HIM REV. A. WEST IS LOOKING FOR HIM. OK LARRY?
NEVER READ. STILL HAS THE PRICE STICKER ON THE COVER. IT'S GOOD 'N TIGHT { REMEMBER THOSE? }. YOU'LL LOVE IT.
HERE'S THE DEAL ABOUT SHIPPING: I CAN'T JUST SEND ANY ITEMS LIKE FANZINES BY FLAT ENVELOPE RATE, BECAUSE THERE'S NO TRACKING NUMBER, WHICH MEANS I GOTTA SEND IT FIRST CLASS. SO I'LL PROBABLY PUT A FEW PIECES OF CARDBOARD AROUND IT BEFORE STICKING IT IN ANY ENVELOPE. COMBINED SHIPPING OF FANZINES IS AVAILABLE. THE PRICE OF SHIPPING WILL DEPEND ON IMPORTANT FACTORS SUCH WEIGHT, BUT NOT LIMITED TO, YOUR LOCATION AND IF I LIKE YOU OR NOT. ANYTHING OVER 13OZ GOTTA GET SENT BY PRIORITY MAIL, WHICH IS MORE EXPENSIVE AND THAT MEANS TOTAL WEIGHT OF THE PACKAGE. SO IF YOU BUY MORE THAN ONE FANZINE, JUST WAIT AND I'LL SEND YA' AN INVOICE OR HEY, YOU CAN PAY THE MULTIPLE SHIPPING CHARGE IF YEZ WANT. I CAN ALWAYS USE THE MONEY. BY THE WAY, A COMBINED SHIPPING DISCOUNT DOESN'T MEAN A MULTIPLE ITEM DISCOUNT, WHICH YO' BEHIND AIN'T GONNA GET. OK LARRY?
ALSO I SHOULD MENTION, SINCE THERE'S NO IMMEDIATE PAYMENT REQUIRED FOR THIS ITEM. YEZ HAD BETTER PAY WITHIN 4 DAYS. BECAUSE IF YOU DO NOT PAY, EBAY OPENS A NON-PAYING BUYER CASE AUTOMATICALLY, AND THEY DON'T EVEN TELL ME ABOUT IT. SO ITS NOT LIKE I'M CALLING THEM UP CRYING ABOUT SOME JACK A LOAF NOT PAYING EVERY TIME.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS MAIL SHIPPING IN THE USA.
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.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO CANADA.
.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO AUSTRALIA.
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.00 FOR FIRST CLASS INTERNATIONAL AIR MAIL SHIPPING TO ANY OTHER LOCATION IN THE WORLD.
HEY LARRY, YOU STILL HANGING AROUND WAY DOWN HERE? WELL SINCE YOU'RE HERE ANYWAY CHECK OUT MY OTHER FRANK ZAPPA AND THE MOTHERS OF INVENTION, CAPTAIN BEEFHEART { DON VALN VLIET R.I.P. 2010 } AND HIS MAGIC BAND, TIM BUCKLEY, LARRY  "WILD MAN" FISCHER { CROAKED TOO I HEARD }, STEVE VAI AND PLENTY OF FRANK ZAPPA / CAPTAIN BEEFHEART RELATED ARTISTS PLUS I
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VE ADDED SOME COOL PSYCHEDELIC / HARD ROCK ARTISTS SUCH AS: CAPTAIN BEYOND, BUBBLE PUPPY, BLUE CHEER WITH THE LEGENDARY DICKIE PETERSON, ROOT BOY SLIM AND THE SEX CHANGE BAND, JETHRO TULL, KING CRIMSON, JIMI HENDRIX, MOUNTAIN WITH THE PORTLY LESLIE WEST AND THE EXTREMELY COOL FELIX PAPPALARDI, THE TUBES, NEKTAR AND MANY OTHERS IN MY E-BAY STORE: SIR RICHARD PUMP A LOAF'S BAKERY.
THE ADMISSION REMAINS ABSOLUTELY FREE { FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY }. SO WADDA YEZ WAITIN' FOR, HUH?